CREATE TABLE tcounter(id serial primary key,table_schema text, table_name text, count serial);
INSERT INTO tcounter(table_schema, table_name,count) SELECT 'my_schema', 'my_table', count(*) FROM my_schema.my_table;
CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION ex_count()
RETURNS trigger AS
$BODY$
BEGIN
IF (TG_OP='INSERT') THEN
UPDATE tcounter set count = count + 1 where table_schema = TG_TABLE_SCHEMA::TEXT and table_name = TG_TABLE_NAME::TEXT;
ELSIF (TG_OP='DELETE') THEN
UPDATE tcounter set count = count - 1 where table_schema = TG_TABLE_SCHEMA::TEXT and table_name = TG_TABLE_NAME::TEXT;
END IF;
RETURN NEW;
END$BODY$
LANGUAGE plpgsql VOLATILE
COST 100;
CREATE TRIGGER tg_counter AFTER INSERT OR DELETE
ON my_schema.my_table FOR EACH ROW EXECUTE PROCEDURE ex_count();